If Only....

... I had five years of experience in QA. I could get a job testing Coca-Cola for it's quality.

I actually found that in a job listing last week. How perfect would I be for that?

And can you think of a better way to make sure that I'm so sick of it I'll never drink any ever again? I can't.

You Know You're Addicted to Coca-Cola When...

...you've gone cold turkey and contemplate french-kissing a gnarly old dude on the bus just because you see him drinking one and think you might be able to suck some off his tonsils.

Seriously.