Clever Ideas? Anybody?

So, I'm wanting to post something very clever and witty today. Something that will make you all laugh and fall out of your chairs in mirth.

I would be glad to do that, but I've got nothing. Bupkiss. Nada.

I thought about a post about how freaking hot it's been here, but listening to someone else bitch and maon is never very much fun.

I thought about a Happy Anniversary blog to celebrate our first year in our theatre.

I thought about the night during Power when a light was left on and chaos ensued.

I thought about the merriment of my Labor Day weekend, including the peaches and raspberries with spiced wine that I made for our Girl Day yesterday. (That'll probably come later this week when I have my camera with me. It was a thing of beauty and I took pictures.)

I even thought about the latest Harry Potter book and my many favorite bits.

Nothing's inspiring me, though.

Blah.