So, my Grandmother's 80th birthday is quickly approaching. And you know how she's going to celebrate? I love this! My mom, my Grandmother, and two of their friends are driving to Wendover, Nevada (no gambling in Utah, pumpkin) to spend the night. They've got a fancy schmancy suite with a jacuzzi big enough for four people. They've got spending money for the slot machines and Keno bar.
And they have lots of one dollar bills.
You want to know why?
They're going to see The Thunder From Down Under!!! Yup. The strippers from Australia! Four grown women in their fifties (and eighties!) going to the nine o'clock show. (The eleven o'clock is too far past their bedtime.)
Grandmother even has to miss the opera for it. She has season tickets and poor Grandfather has to take someone else, while his wife of almost sixty years goes to see the men in thongs.
I love my family!
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